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The Homie Speaks: Being HER During Homecoming

Dori Note: This post by “the homie” is in response to this post by me.

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So Yeah, I started this situation a long time ago. Although it was under unusual circumstances I made it to “Her” status. Let me just say, before homecoming She knew more than She wanted. I allowed her to be exposed to my world in a manner that I’m sure was uncomfortable. She didn’t fool you, I’m extremely transparent and forthcoming. I decided that if her and I were going to be friends, I had to be real with who I am so she can decide if this is a person she wants in her circle or not. That’s fair right?! 

Now on to this “sharing” business. She thinks everyone in my universe is competing for my attention. Therefore, anyone in my world that I engage with would be considered “sharing”. The thing is I’m way more sociable than she is. I’ll speak to anyone in sight, and hold a conversation regardless if I’m being foolish or not. I’m just a people’s person and a major flirt! The true tea is she doesn’t want to share my attention because I’m just that dope! Naw not really I’m just light skin and full of myself from time to time! We have good times together and I’m down to ride this ride until the wheels fall off!

I’ll be back with more ok…

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Some housekeeping things:

So apparently the artist formerly known as BFWB (best friend with benefits) plans on making guest blogging a reoccuring thing - her first post is coming soon. Because of this I guess I need to figure out a new tag for her and her posts. 

FYI, she’s a mess and I told her that I won’t be censoring her posts so there’s my disclaimer. But she’s legit. She’s the homie and I eff with her the long way.

Hmm, maybe I’ll tag her posts as “*the homie”  

AYE if you are black and you need help with the college admissions process; from writing/editing personal statements, scholarships, to SAT/ACT prep, to doing community service before and during college, to financial aid to general questions, i'm more than willing to help you

trillaryclinton:

I’ve always wanted to help with college readiness and just college questions, and i figure i have a decent tumblr audience and i can help you out.

and yes, i said “if you are black” on purpose

My “credentials”:

I am a higher education administration grad student at a…

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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phattygirls:

I would literally eat pound cake out off TRACEE ELLIS ROSS’S ASS!

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madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

noviebird:

calsgang:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Ffs I hate this post

I hate this post so much

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tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

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So…

I’ll be having a guest blogger in the near future: Ms. BFWB*

One night you sleep 14 hours, the next you sleep 2.
And it’s all due to sadness.
I’m so exhausted

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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thebetterworldfight:

nightcheesecake:

devouringyourmind:

annchevealle:

marvelously-chaotic:

kingsxoqueens:

😏

Michelle Obama 💁💯

GOALS

and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing

^^^Right?! Seriously? I mean, we love your wardrobe, seriously, but come on…

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Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”

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